You scored as Avenue Q. The memory you'll tell your grandkids about most is when you got to see puppets having sex on-stage! Outrageousness or vulgarity are your middle names! Internet really IS for porn!
Haha, that's funny. I'd love to see this musical, but if it ever actually comes anywhere near Omaha, I'll eat a dorito. Seriously.
Except I probably won't eat the dorito even if it does come, that was just a figue or speech describing my doubt that a show about R-rated muppets would come to a conservative wasteland like Nebraska. No, definitely not eating any Doritoes.
You know, if I was ever on Fear Factor, all they'd have to do to get me to lose would be to make me eat a dorito. Although they should really call it "Make-You-Eat-Disgusting-Things Factor". I suppose they could shorten it to "Disgust Factor" because that's all it ever consists of.